company-of-thorin-oakenshield:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONGHE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
I am so so sorry
oh, sweet jesus. i just looked it up.
DEAD
I’m so tired that I’m contemplating not showering tomorrow morning so that I can sleep for an extra half an hour.
There’s nothing better than coming home from a long day of standing up, and soaking your swollen feet in a hot bath.
I have to go to work in 20 minutes and I’m just sitting here, hoping my clothes will put themselves on.
